вЂњNormally when you see a black man or a woman president, an asteroid is about to hit the Statue of LibertyвЂќ How true that isвЂ¦ Kind of sad isnвЂ™t it?ДЄnimated feature. вЂњDoes Hollywood need a hug? No Country for Old Men, Sweeney Todd, There Will Be Blood! Thank God for teenage pregnancy.вЂќ This lady is hilarious! AndвЂ¦these two kids.

Was that just Steve Guttenberg or am I going insane? George ClooneyвЂ™s girlfriend sounds so stupid. Lesson learned.ДЎ0:49 pm - My Oscar Blog- 80th Annual Academy Awards

I think the lesson to be learned here is always cry, be self-deprecating and don't get defensive. My only punishment is less allowance because I have to pay insurance on any new cell phones. That's it! I thought I was going to go write my will afterwards. All I had to do was call Sprint (FUCKING IDIOTS, don't ever get Sprint) and suspend my account. But she was very calm and didn't yell, and she told me that she had already ordered me a new cell phone. I asked her sit down and stuff, she probably thought I was pregnant. I had this whole self-deprecating speech and I think I freaked her out. Oh, so you know how I lost my cell phone and I was flipping out about how I was going to tell my mom? Well I told her, and I lived. It's not my fault Caroline and I share a car and Caroline is always spending her time at the theater with all the theater people. Which is pretty bitchy of her to say to her own child, but hell, it's characteristic. She says all I do is sit around on the house, on the computer, eating and gaining weight. She told me that she thinks I'm becoming withdrawn and she's worried that I don't have a social life. How has my life gotten this boring? Maybe my mom was right with her intervention with me. All I could think of to do this morning was put fake tanner on. My mom says she has a feeling I'll get into summer school at UT, but I'm still nervous. Just sitting here waiting to find out if I got into UT. So here I am, on my stepdad's laptop because my computer crashed. It's odd, I can't figure out which side of her-the bitch or the cool mom-outweighs the other. But I can't hate her because sometimes she can be cool. I don't know if any of you guys know, but my mom is kind of a bitch. Too bad I'm friends with those people too. She tells me she doesn't want to be hanging out with her during Theatre stuff because it's 'the one thing she has different from me'. By two best friends are thousands of miles away this spring break and my sister has a completely seperate group of friends that she's hanging out with. OH and I'm going to BARBADOS this summer. I am probably going to go to UT graduate school, so I'll be back in Austin, no worries. Its curriculum is easy and the campus is beautiful. I am SO EXCITED! Even though most people moan when they hear 'Lubbock', the school is actually really great. But at UTSA, I would probably be coming home on the weekend and where's the adventure in that? I want my freshman year to be fun and new. I got into the CAP program, so my mom and I went to San Antonio today to look at UTSA in case I wanted to transfer from there to UT-Austin my sophmore year, but you know what? It's just not worth it. From what I hear, basically no one who wasn't in the top ten percent got in. Our destinies have been entwined, Elizabeth, but never joined.ДЎ0:29 pm - I am officially going to Texas Tech By logging in to LiveJournal using a third-party service you accept LiveJournal's User agreement No account?

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